Feeling oppressed when you live in a free country? Feeling that everyone who isn’t like you is against you? Do you sometimes feel like you deserve something you didn’t earn on your own merit? Well now there’s the Platinum Victim card that can meet all your needs. Just whip it out whenever you feel that someone is oppressing your rights by disagreeing with you and BAM, instant victimization privileges are yours to call upon…..
Seriously, quite a few people seem to be carrying this card these days.